Halfway there

This week I started feeling Pregnant. I wore a maternity sweater. I almost passed out in the pool.* Two people I don't know very well patted my belly. I suddenly feel really really really really tired.** I have heartburn and restless legs at night.*** I'm feeling a little grouchy about this.

But hey, there'll be a baby! And then, as my midwife reminds me, I will have no more heartburn!


* This is a problem, since if I swim any slower, I run a serious risk of sinking.
** This could be due to the fact that I'm also operating under an enormous sleep deficit.
*** Adding to that sleep deficit.