The future
Eating lunch at the table with Skipper today.
Skipper: Mom, do you remember Pitstock?
Me: No. Who is Pitstock?
Skipper: Pitstock, the unfortunately cool guy I'm going to marry.
Me: ... Pitstock ...the unfortunately cool guy ... you're going to marry?
Skipper: Yes.
Me: ?
Skipper: When I come and visit you when I'm a grownup, Pitstock will come with me.
Me: ?
Pause
Skipper: Well, I would like to marry somebody named Pitstock.
Skipper: Mom, do you remember Pitstock?
Me: No. Who is Pitstock?
Skipper: Pitstock, the unfortunately cool guy I'm going to marry.
Me: ... Pitstock ...the unfortunately cool guy ... you're going to marry?
Skipper: Yes.
Me: ?
Skipper: When I come and visit you when I'm a grownup, Pitstock will come with me.
Me: ?
Pause
Skipper: Well, I would like to marry somebody named Pitstock.
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