Clothing Rules, according to Skipper

1) Once a top-half clothing article (a shirt, usually) is matched with a bottom-half clothing article (pants, usually), they are An Outfit, and can never be separated or have a fling with another partner.

2) Pants should be tight at the ankles (because of flopping!) and loose at the butt (because of underpants bunching!).

3) Underpants are terrible. TERRIBLE.

4) Socks are worse than underpants, if that's even possible.