Dear Diary

This morning Dutch hid under the table and wrote the following note:

"I am angry because I have a mean sister rat now. This is wat she dold she bit my tan."

Translation: I am angry because I have a mean sister right now. This is what she did. She bit my tongue.*

*No, I don't know how, exactly, one of my children came to bite my other child's tongue. It clearly wasn't a serious injury, though, so I don't really care.