Big plans!

Now that it's clear that I will never find an internship, let alone a real job, I have given up on all this silly interviewing and applying, and turned my mind to more important things. I am attempting to place holds on every cheesy movie in the Multnomah County library system, in anticipation of a long summer. Please send me your recommendations!

P.S. Regarding the previous post - we have no cat. Just poetic inspiration.