FYI

These are Dutch's top five dinners, in no particular order:

Pumpkin corn chowder
Nachos*
Pesto with potatoes, green beans, and hardboiled eggs
Pasta of almost any kind, as long as it has ABSOLUTELY NO SPICE
Broccoli-cheddar melt sandwiches

*What? Don't look at me like that! We put grated zucchini and corn in it! It's a balanced meal!