thoughts

When I told Cook about my propane-in-hair-products discovery, he looked it up and discovered that propane is allowed in food. Like cheese. Then, of course, he had to do some research, and found out that it serves the purpose of "propellant." Then he went into a brief and happy reverie, imagining cheeses and other foods flying silently over our homes at night, headed to grocery stores all over the world. Then we decided it probably meant cheese in spray cans.

I think we were all pretty disappointed.