Problem solved.

Cook's decided that all we need to do to make sure our kids get a decent education is to have them do something quirky and adorable, get noticed by a gregarious independent film-maker, and become a viral internet sensation.*

So now I feel better.

*Not to say that that kid doesn't totally deserve an awesome college fund, because he is exceptionally charming. And the movie makes me feel good about people, which I really appreciate, since I'm very much on the misanthropic side of things lately.