To add to the List of Phrases You Never Expected To Hear
At 4:15 AM, woken from a sound sleep, I heard this: "Mama, hey! Hey, mama! I put boogers and crusties in your hair! There's no trashcan in here, so I put boogers and crusties in your HAIR!!"
I forgave her only because I'd been worried 8 hours before that her appendix was about to rupture (damn you and your overload of information, internets!), so I was really just relieved that she was awake and cheerful, even at the expense of my hygiene. (I couldn't find any obvious boogers, in case you're concerned, but she did inform me that she put them DEEP in my hair.)
I forgave her only because I'd been worried 8 hours before that her appendix was about to rupture (damn you and your overload of information, internets!), so I was really just relieved that she was awake and cheerful, even at the expense of my hygiene. (I couldn't find any obvious boogers, in case you're concerned, but she did inform me that she put them DEEP in my hair.)
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