Yet another conversation I never thought I would have.

The Scene: This morning. I'm at the computer, and Dutch is off doing something weird.

Dutch: Maaaaamaaaa.....
Me: Hmmm?
Dutch: Come heeeeere....
Me: Umm... why?
Dutch: There's something in the toilet for you to see!
Me: Oh. What is it?
Dutch: It's a surprise!